Well, Mama Tried.
mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

tastefullyoffensive:

Breaking News [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Breaking News [x]

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

It’s unfortunate, and I really wish I wouldn’t have to say this, but I really like human beings who have suffered. They’re kinder.
Emma Thompson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

theboxingequestrian:

So I got a new camera and made a video.

Source: X

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)
fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

thoroughbred-heart:

I want to buy a Nemo’s dad costume and run into some random class at my school and scream ” HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON ” then run away

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better